With a name like Gods Eater Burst, I was sure that it was going to be Japanese. And I was sure that it was going to be weird.

What I discovered was a pleasant, almost predictable videogame. Yes, it's Japanese (though in an unsynced dubbing and dubiously translated presentation). And yes, there's some weirdness. But being a Gods Eater isn't as strange or unsettling as I thought it would be.

So, guys! I’m seriously considering “taking a wife.” (No, I’m not talking about your wife, nor will I be “taking her” in the way you’re thinking—unless, of course, she’s interested in such an arrangement, in which case, e-mail me.) Now, you may be thinking: “Hey, Wm.™ Steven Hump-Me! You’ve already had three wives. Don’t you think taking another one is a bit greedy?” AU CONTRAIRE, MON FRERE! Even though all of my marriages went down in flames, I am nevertheless a staunch proponent of the institution. The way I see it, until EVERYONE is allowed to get married (I’m looking at YOU, gays!), I’m gonna do my best to fawk it up for EVERYONE. Seriously, lawmakers! I’ve got some truly obscene and lewd plans for “marriage,” so it’s in everyone’s best interest to let everyone jump on board—otherwise? I WILL NOT BE STOPPED.