The Last Exorcism is a pain in the ass. A lot of movies tick me off, but this one takes the cake. Movies with either “Exorcism” or “Haunting” in the title have a high rate of sucking, but with The Last Exorcism I thought I’d found something completely different. I was once again duped and mistaken because this flick had me entertained with its initial direction, but in the last ten minutes defeated its entire purpose with an utterly stupid ending. The super creepily shocking previews are beyond misleading. I mean, I counted five bone cracks in the previews and there was merely one in this flick (not that more would have redeemed it).

[Hey Guys! I’m on vacation this week, so enjoy this old-timey episode of I Love Television™ designed to make you—and myself— feel old. Mission accomplished!—Humpy]

Ever get the feeling the years are flying by? Well, get ready for a coronary, grandpa, because MTV’s The Real World is finishing its 16th season [As of next week, it’s finishing it’s 24th season! ACK!—Humpy]. Did’ja hear that, you old bag of undigested Metamucil? SIXTEEN YEARS! That means you are now officially OLD! In fact, you’re SO old, this is how old you are…

In the Swedish-language series’ second film, Noomi Rapace and Michael Nyqvist reprise their roles as Lisbeth Salander and Mikael Blomkvist, upping the action quotient while discovering the literal and metaphorical repercussions that come of playing with fire.